Dumb Questions Series 03

Series 03 of Dumb/stupid questions, that make you go hmmm

 

  • Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4′s”?

  • Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms?

  • Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

  • Do steam rollers really roll steam?

  • Do television evangelists do more than lay people? –Stanley Ralph Moss

  • Do vampires get AIDS?

  • Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

  • Do witches run spell checkers?

  • Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

  • Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

  • Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? –Steven Wright

  • Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?

  • Does killing time damage eternity?

  • Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?

  • Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

  • Ever notice how irons have a setting for “permanent” press? I don’t get it. –Steven Wright

  • Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

  • Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

  • Have you ever talked into an acoustic modem?

  • Have you ever wondered?

  • How can someone “draw a blank”?

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